"Knock Knock, Hi! with the Glaucomfleckens" dives into the highs, lows, and WTFs of healthcare. Whet
You ever have someone call you an optometrist when you're, say, very much not? Yeah… that happened a
This week, Kristin and I tackle one of the most frustrating—and frankly absurd—things we’ve seen onl
Step right up to the medieval ophthalmology booth where your chalazion gets cured with garlic, musta
This week, I’m solo, but not alone. I’m joined by Dr. Kaveh Hoda, a fellow medical satirist who brin
This one’s personal. I'm finally talking about the private equity takeover of medicine—and why Orego
We thought we were just going kayaking with a group of young adults facing cancer and chronic illnes
Let’s get one thing out of the way: I’m not mad you called me at 2 a.m. about an eye. Really, I’m no
In this episode, Kristin shares what it felt like to take the stage for a major speaking event—and a
I just wanted to talk about the iris today. A chill, colorful muscle donut that controls how much li
There’s vulnerable… and then there’s telling thousands of listeners about the time you almost pooped
I worked a Saturday clinic. I know, shocking. Even more shocking: I saw something I’ve never actuall
In this episode, we’re unpacking the appointment of Dr. Casey Means as the new U.S. Surgeon General
I was going to talk about corneas. Just a nice, focused anatomy deep dive. But then I found out Unit
If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at the word “wellness,” same. But this week, we sat down with Dr. Ji
Five years ago this month, I died. I mean, not for long—but long enough. In this episode, I talk abo
Five years ago, my heart stopped. And this week’s episode is about what it’s been like to live with
I started this week by crying with the internet and ended it by confiscating eye drops from unsuspec
This episode started with a haircut and somehow ended with me reenacting testicular anatomy, suggest
Ever had to wait 45 minutes in the lobby just to wait another 30 in the exam room while imagining yo
Okay, so I made one comment about Kristin’s coffee-making skills and instantly became the villain. A
